Thursday, August 21, 2008

Crazy Fanboy Dark Knight Sequel Wet Dreams!

Spoiler note: For you three people who haven't seen the Dark Knight yet, you might not want to read this as it does devulge plot information.

You know what the mark of a good franchise is? When people are already dreaming of the third one before they exit the theatre. Dark Knight has definitely wetted the appetite of fanboys (and they have big appetites) around the word. Now the fan theories have been floating around the Internet for weeks, accompanied by some great fan art, my favorite of which is this


I almost ran this stuff awhile ago but decide against it, but after the following artwork I just felt compelled to. (Note, the following fan work is created by a different artist than the previous. His work can be found here)

I never thought of Harley Quinn as a viable option, but god if that pic isn't sweet. I could dig that.

Never thought of Dr. Who for Riddler, but I could go for it.

I think this Catwoman is too manish. But Marion Cotillard as the Cat is a way to go.

Which brings me to actual plot theories. Here's mine (that has been refined through help of friends).

Dark Knight leaves Batman in a very dark place. Rachel is dead. Harvey is gone. And he's on the run from an ally (Gordon and the cops). Thematically speaking Batman has to work his way into the light, which is a pretty tall task. Right now Bruce Wayne has a gaping whole in his heart, one that could easily played with and filled by Catwoman. Now Tim Burton's Catwoman is near and dear to many fans heart, including my own. Much like Ledger's Joker, whomever inherits the Catwoman mantle would have to forge there own image. This would be fine because a more realistic jewel thief Catwoman has never been explored on film and that would probably be the way Nolan would go. Selina Kyle would be an interesting choice as a villain. With the lost of Rachel, Bruce could definitely find Catwoman an attractive package; a woman that also deals with a hidden identity, someone like him, a soulmate. Throwing himself completely into a Batman persona after Rachel's death and his fight with Joker, a relationship with Catwoman could bring him back to his much needed humanity. However in the end Selina will cross lines Bruce will not, leaving him alone once again, but back from the edge of the abyss and a better Batman.

For this arc to work though, Catwoman and Batman have to team up against a common foe, and that's the Riddler. Now the thing about the amazing world Nolan has created is that it's very realistically based. Therefore villains that could use some proper treatment, chief of which Mr. Freeze, fit awkwardly into the created universe. The Riddler plays right into the established rules, especially if you follow the trend of the Joker now inspiring other villains. Combine that with a Zodiac like Riddler who manipulates the media(something clearly established by the Dark Knight) you can have quite an explosive film. With the Riddler battling the dark knight detective's brain while Catwoman captures his heart, these externalized struggles could make for a great capper of the trilogy.

So what are your thoughts?

Sidenote: Jude Law for Riddler anyone? Watch Road to Perdition again. Tell me he can't match the egotistical Riddler for menace and aloofness.



7 comments:

Salvatore Bono said...

I want to take some credit for Manny's friend theory for Batman 3. BTW Marion Cotilard is a GREAT Choice for Catwoman, I still think Rachel Wies is a good choice too, but Marion is a better one. Just needs to work on the accent.

Anonymous said...

I think Marion Cotillard would be a good catwoman, but you want to "new" an old character who we have all grow up with, so i say probably someone more 'patit'(I think it's said.) and also as Salvatore Bono said...Just needs to work on the accent.

Sorry for wasting anybody's time.

Anonymous said...

CATWOMAN NEEDS TO BE SEXY!! x

Anonymous said...

Yea Randy, Nice tits would do

Michael Patrick Bradley Johnson the 3rd said...

I agree with Salvatore Bono, and anonmous 2,Mind your language, this is a public site.

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